Invite his penis in? Seriously?

If you’re having a party in your panties, please invite the penis. My vagina is a playground for men.

This is the impression of sex I have gleaned from women’s magazines. The idea seems to be that I am not so much a participant as a spectator – or, to put it more specifically, I am the location for good times.

Spending extended periods of time in supermarket queues, I have learned the art of “reading” whole magazines through their covers and have started to realise that the way men’s and women’s magazines give advice differs in many ways.

Read it at the M&G.

Image – Penis ennui: Norman Catherine’s 2001 bronze Déjà Vu. (Oupa Nkosi)